SORRY AGAIN

I haven’t blogged in about 198338299283829495929 years. I’ve been doing exams and then I went back to normal school life, where, as per usual, my social life was drained. ANYWAY I’M WATCHING THE BIG BROTHER FINAL and I’d like to express my opinion on ‘Speidi’:
I hope that you get back to America and are given the death sentence straight away. I hope that you are being controlled by evil spirits in hell, because I hope to God that there is nobody on earth who is naturally that evil. It’s not a game when Claire’s children are involved, and that was pathetic. I hope that, when you return to America, everyone turns against you and hates you. “I still wouldn’t go the funeral if they all died.” Lol, you think you’d be invited? After all the pain you caused them? You’re mentally regarded. YOU ARE EVIL. And you have no idea how you ‘play Celebrity Big Brother’, idiots. You’re pathetic. You make me, and many other people watching, feel sick. What you do is sick. I hope that you have kids one day, and are separated from them for a while for some reason. And I hope that this same thing happens to you. And you know what? I really, really, really hope that someone claps in your face.

Raaaant over! Subscribe my little bean sprouts.

How to treat bleached hair કેવી રીતે બ્લીચ વાળ સારવાર માટે

THIS IS MY FIRST HOW-TO!

Okay so I had my hair dip-dyed and it didn’t work really, so I went back to my hairdresser and he said that he would bleach it for free. I said yes, because it was free! It worked really well, but my hair was wrecked. HOWEVER, I tried and tested until I found the perfect solution to treating bleached hair. So here we go, enjoy!

1. Purchase Pantene 2min Colour Damage Rescue Treatment Masque and a bath/shower hair comb (a wide-tooth comb, don’t use a normal comb or a brush in the shower because when your hair is wet, is it more prone to moulting or damage)
2. Have a shower and wash hair with your usual products
3. Apply a generous amount of the masque on your treated hair. I actually put it all over because it smells nice and it makes my hair shine.
4. Use the wide-tooth comb on wherever you’ve put the masque, so that the treated area is all covered
5. I know it says leave it on for 2 minutes. Ignore that and leave it on for 5-7 minutes. It says 2 minutes so that you’ll see it in the shop and think, “How impressive that it works in such a short space of time!” It doesn’t work in that time, leave it on for as long as you want really.
6. Rinse incredibly well – don’t be worried that you’re re-tangling your hair when you rinse it. If you don’t rinse properly then you’ll get dandruff which isn’t attractive. Make sure you tip your head upside-down and rinse underneath as well.
7. Rinse your hair under cold water for 20-30 seconds.
8. Squeeze it VERY GENTLY to get the water out. Every 5 minutes just keep squeezing it to get any extra water out.
9. Apply a generous amount of heat protect mousse/spray.
10. Blow-dry your hair BUT MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE IT SLIGHTLY DAMP. After all that effort, you don’t want to go and strip it of all the moisture and start back at square one.

And voila! Keep repeating this process when you have a shower and your hair will slowly regain moisture and strength. You can’t cute split ends, but you can get them chopped off and prevent them from appearing again. The key point is to make sure that you always heat-protect your hair, whether you want to blow-dry it or straighten it or do nothing to it. The heat from the sun can damage your hair, or body heat or anything, so always apply heat protect to your hair.

Comment if you have any queries, and thanks for reading!

Revising vs. procrastination ઢીલ વિરુદ્ધ બદલતો

And guess which one always wins out. I’m supposed to be learning fifteen pages of history notes, typed, size 11. BUT WORDPRESS IS DRAGGING ME UNDER.
I wish I’d never started a blog. This is my fourth post, and it’s already taken over my life. Watch me. I’ll blog about 10 times today. I do anything as an excuse to stop revising. I mean, what am I wasting my life with? I’m sitting here, reading about a bunch of dead people, living in a country that doesn’t exist, doing a bunch of things that might have affected the world but they DON’T AFFECT ME.

AKDNEKSNDNSKNSJWIRNEJD.

Sorry, stress. Stress stress stress. I can’t breathe. I can’t cope. ALL I WANTED TO DO THIS HOLIDAY WAS WATCH PITCH PERFECT, and I didn’t even get a chance to do that.
Stop complaining Annabel. Your life is wonderful.

I’m going mad.